Stole this from Shannon... I'm bored.

A "How Many Times" Survey: Naughty Things
How many times have you…

Farted and blamed someone else for it? I don't think I've ever blamed someone else.... I can't remember

Flipped the birdie while driving? A few times... some people are total asses

Spit on or licked something before giving it to someone else to eat? As far as I know I never have

Taken money from a member of your immediate family? I used to steal from my folks and brother when I was... about 8 through 11 or so. Totally fucked up and lame

Eaten something spoiled, stale or rotten just because you were hungry? Ugh, never. I freak out at expiration dates

Made a prank phone call? I used to all the time when I was little. Not really anymore, although I need to get Dustin back for his prank on me

Toilet-papered a house? Yep.... Alissa's, Nate's, Jono's, and... well, Elisa's car, hehe. Fun times

Run away from home? Yeah, once, when I was in Illinois. I went down the street. But it was hot out. And I was hungry. So I went home

Stolen something from work? Hmm.... a notebook from MN Ins. And my Borders nametag. And a Gap nametag.

Punched someone in the stomach? I playfully punch D all the time

Met someone from the Internet? Quite a few times. Usually doesn't work out

Fudged a grade on your report card? Tried once, didn't work too well

Slapped someone in the face? Yeah, Rich. Almost a year ago

Paid a bill late? Um.... nope

Cheated on a significant other? Never.

Told someone their baby/kid was ugly? SAD! No!

Missed an event important to someone so you could go out and have fun? Um.... called in sick to work to do that, lol

Lied about your age? Nope, never felt a need to

Given someone a wet willie? Um... I probably tried to give Dustin one. That's just how we act with each other

Shoplifted something from a store? A few times when I was friends with the old group in 6th and 7th grade

Keyed someone’s car? Never.... would love to do it to Rich, though. He'd have a heart attack